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Danny Boyle’s film career on hold after his plot machine is stolen
Fans of director Danny Boyle were in shock today after learning that the malfunctioning photocopier he uses to generate his film plots had been stolen in a burglary. ‘This is a real blow to British...
View Article‘Mockney bloodbath’ promised for Olympic closing ceremony
Britain’s best loved member of the upper middle class ‘Mockney’ clan, film director Guy Ritchie, has unveiled his plans for the 2012 Olympic closing ceremony. ‘My little spectacular is going to be the...
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We want the ‘old you’ back – An open letter to Britain
Dear Britain, Firstly, thank you and well done on a spectacular Olympic Games. You have done yourselves proud. You have shown a level of organisation Hitler would have been proud of, and although many...
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Danny Boyle to create Thatcher closing event
Danny Boyle announced last night he was ‘enthusiastic’ about the honour of marking Mrs Thatcher’s passing in Horseguards Parade. And Mrs Thatcher would approve of some of his cost-saving measures ....
View ArticleNew movie imagines life without Freddie and the Dreamers
‘It’s almost like you’re entering a parallel universe,’ said John Lennon (78) who described himself as a retired musician and painter and decorator. ‘But here in Liverpool a universe without Freddie...
View ArticleGovt. appoint Danny Boyle to head up National Vaccination Programme
At this morning’s press conference Matthew Hancock, standing alongside Danny Boyle, announced the appointment of the London 2012 Olympics Programme Director to head up the National Vaccination...
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